Updated 4:00 PM ET, Tue March 22, 2022
‘Harry Potter’: Problems with fat characters in the series
- I love “Harry Potter,” but I don’t want my kids to absorb the fat-phobic aspects of the series.
- The characters who are described as fat or large are often evil or painted as less than.
- I went from omitting the remarks as I read to them to pointing them out and starting conversations.
I wish I could ignore the blatant fat phobia in “Harry Potter.” But as a fat millennial mom, I can’t pass that harmful language to my kids.
“Harry Potter” is part of my identity, so I introduced the books to my children before they were even old enough to appreciate them.
But when J.K. Rowling, the series’ controversial author, started spreading transphobic beliefs online in 2020, the magic bubble around “Harry Potter” popped.
As I figured out my own relationship with the series moving forward, I knew I had to change how I shared “Harry Potter” with my kids.
Once I noticed how Rowling described and treated fat characters, I couldn’t let it go
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After being disillusioned by Rowling’s transphobic remarks, I began noticing places where “Harry Potter” fell short — including the books’ fat-shaming.
I have a history of an eating disorder that I’m dealing with in therapy as an adult, and I want my kids to be free of diet culture. It’s hard to pass on that lesson when I’m reading them a book series where Rowling repeatedly puts down her fat characters.
Dudley and Vernon Dursley are vicious bullies. Rubeus Hagrid is overemotional and dumb. Molly Weasley is controlling and overprotective.
On the very first page of the first book, Vernon is introduced as a villainous, “beefy man.”
Hagrid, one of the “good guys,” is later described as “simply too big to be allowed” because he’s a half-giant, not a normal wizard. He’s also regularly put down for his perceived lack of intelligence.
Noticing these fat-phobic moments changed the series for me. I don’t want my children to learn to see fat characters as evil or less than.
In later chapters, Dudley — a bully who’s “very fat and hated exercise” — is pitted against the “small and skinny” Harry.
When Hagrid meets Dudley, he jokes about the child not needing any more food and gives him a pig’s tail on his “fat bottom.” Hagrid isn’t remorseful about this abuse. In fact, he meant to turn Dudley completely into a pig.
Dudley is a bully in many moments, but Hagrid — an adult — set a bad example for Harry. At the end of the first book, Harry strategizes the ways he’s going to torment his cousin over the summer.
I don’t want my kids to think they can be mean to anyone, even people who are mean to them.
Then we have Molly Weasley, who is pretty much depicted as powerful only in her capacity as a mother. She’s first introduced as “the boys’ mother.” Then more than once, she’s referred to as “the plump woman.”
I want my kids to see moms as powerful and strong, and as more than their soft figures and traditional gender roles.
Instead of ignoring the series’ problems, I began having conversations with my kids about fatness
Once I started educating myself about why fat bias is unacceptable — with resources such as the “Maintenance Phase” podcast — I started to omit the fat-shaming language when I read the books to my kids.
But since it’s still present in the movies and audiobooks, that clearly wasn’t enough.
So I turned to other “Harry Potter” communities, such as “The Gayly Prophet” podcast, which created a guide for how to “fire” Rowling and still love her stories. In following it, I stopped monetarily supporting Rowling — but boycotting the author also doesn’t keep her already present fat-phobic language out of my kids’ lexicons.
Now, I’ve chosen to point out the problematic moments in the series. I ask my kids questions: “Is this a kind way to talk about a character?” “Should it matter what someone looks like in this scene?” “Is it OK to treat someone this way because of how they look?”
We don’t have deep conversations about it, but I don’t let it slide because I want them to start noticing the issues. They’re too young to read books such as “Harry Potter” by themselves, but when they can, I hope they’re comfortable questioning biases of all kinds.
If “Harry Potter” loses all of its magic for my family, I’ve already started researching more diverse and inclusive fantasy books for us to enjoy, such as “Snapdragon,” “Akata Witch” and “Children of Blood and Bone.”
More than anything, I want to foster the initial inclusivity I felt when I first escaped into the Wizarding World. But that magic isn’t the same anymore, so I can only let my kids live in the Potterverse with caveats.
10 Great 2021 Genre Films That Weren’t Nominated For Oscars
This Sunday, the 94th annual Acadamy Awards will grace your TV screen and with them, another cycle of film achievement comes to a close. Among the night’s nominees, the Acadamy rightfully recognized some of the best genre films of the year in various categories. But this slideshow isn’t about them.
And if you haven’t seen those nominated for this weekend’s Oscars, you should, here’s a list:
- Dune
- The Mitchells vs. The Machines
- Encanto
- Cruella
- Don’t Look Up
- Raya and the Last Dragon
- Flee
- No Time to Die
- Spider-Man: No Way Home
- Nightmare Alley
- Free Guy
- Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
- Luca
These are all great! But we’re going to celebrate the great genre films of 2021 that aren’t going to be mentioned on stage in Hollywood this weekend. Films with gory animated violence, songs about seagulls, souls competing in the afterlife and more. If you’re looking for good Oscar counter-programming with a genre spin, here’s the list.
Hop on the Hogwarts Express to experience everything Harry Potter at Franklin Institute
Platform 9 ¾ is no longer outside of London. It now sits inside the Franklin Institute and nobody has to run through a brick wall to get on the Hogwarts Express.
The world premiere of “Harry Potter: The Exhibition” might be the most immersive, impressive and, maybe, overwhelming exhibit to take over the famed science museum.
“It’s amazing, right,” said Larry Dubinski, the President and CEO of The Franklin Institute. “This exhibition just is immersive. It’s a great experience. It’s just a home run, not just for the Institute but for the whole city. People are going to have a great time when they go through it.”
Harry Potter must have turned on some wizarding magic as the presales to attend are outpacing every other exhibit the Institute has hosted since 2007 when King Tut-mania took over. That includes such big sellers as the Titanic, Star Wars, Marvel Comics and the Jurassic World.
“It has surpassed all those,” Dubinski said. “When you think about it, surpassing Marvel, Jurassic, Star Wars, Cleopatra, this is amazing.”
Fans of Harry Potter will be amazed right from the start of the 18,000-square foot exhibit that features 21 different galleries. After a ceremonial boarding of the train (complete with choosing your wizarding house and other Harry Potter-world accoutrements), it’s a short walk to enter a new world.
As visitors explore each gallery, their interactions are captured using RFID wristbands to deliver unique experiences linked to their visitor profile. They will get an up-close look at authentic props and original costumes from the Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts films and an opportunity to engage with innovative, awe-inspiring, and magical environments and installations in ways never before experienced in a touring exhibition.
“Being the world premiere, it’s the first time this exhibition has come together,” Dubinski said. “It came from a variety of different locations being built to come here. So, it has been in process for awhile. It was a really intensive build here. No doubt, how large as it is and issues we are still seeing with supply chain and transportation and things like that. We’ve overcome those obstacles and everything is ready to go.”
“Harry Potter: The Exhibition” was created and developed by Imagine Exhibitions in partnership with Warner Bros. Themed Entertainment in association with EMC Presents.
“I run Warner Bros. Themed Entertainment out of Burbank, Calif., and I’m proud to be there, but I’m a Philly boy, born and raised,” said Peter van Roden, Senior Vice President of Warner Bros. Themed Entertainment. “The Franklin Institute was my go-to place growing up. We are thrilled to be launching ‘Harry Potter: The Exhibition’ here.”
After “disembarking” the Hogwarts Express, there is a short video that highlights the book and movie series. An original first edition of “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” encased in a Gringotts-inspired vault and is surrounded by inspirational video and literary quotes, reconnecting guests to the story as they are introduced to the exhibition.
Hogwarts Castle features an immersive multimedia experience with iconic elements like the Whomping Willow, Dementors, and the Marauder’s Map, where guests will see their name appear, prompting them to continue their exploration of the exhibition.
The Great Hall is a projection-mapped space that allows visitors to celebrate magical seasonal moments on its majestic grounds.
The Hogwarts Houses gallery sets the foundation for the exhibition experience, allowing guests the opportunity to experience more personalized moments with the house they select during their registration. While guests may gravitate towards one house, this Gallery will enable visitors to experience all of the Hogwarts houses in a celebratory hall featuring an iconic Sorting Hat, perfect for photo ops, while surrounded by freshly designed house crests on meticulously created stained glass windows.
Hogwarts Classrooms are filled with iconic props, creatures, and costumes. Visitors will interact with magical lessons and games through digital touchscreens to reveal behind-the-scenes secrets about iconic classroom moments. They will brew potions in the Potions Classroom, predict the future in Divination, pot a mandrake in the Herbology Greenhouse, and use their digital wand to defeat a boggart in Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Hagrid’s Hut The Forbidden Forest offers an interactive Patronus charm experience. Guests will then uncover iconic creatures, such as Centaurs and Acromantula, hidden in the forest and explore inside a recreation of Hagrid’s Hut.
Newt’s Suitcase photo opportunity allows guests to step inside his enchanted case and be surrounded by creatures seen in the Fantastic Beasts films.
That only is the tip of the Wizarding iceberg. You can see some of the iconic costumes and wands used in the movies. There’s even a recreation of Harry Potter’s bedroom under the stairs of the Dursley house.
In the end, you can even take home a Butterbeer.
“I think there is a one-of-a-kind fanbase,” Dubinski said. “You know, because of the breath of books and movies and plays, it just has this unbelievable world-wide appeal. It’s great timing for us as restrictions begin to be lifted and people are feeling more comfortable to come out.”
‘Harry Potter: The Exhibition’ is open daily from 9:30 a.m.-8 p.m. and requires special timed tickets; advance reservations are strongly recommended. Daytime Tickets: 9:30 am-5 pm, Adult $43; Child $39 + includes admission to The Franklin Institute. Evening Tickets: 5 p.m.-8 p.m., Adult $30; Child $30.
Congress can’t survive without Gandhi family; Rahul only obstacle for RSS, feel party’s faceless foot soldiers
Congress supporters believe that one of the greatest challenges which the party was facing is that voices of the grassroot level workers are not reaching Rahul Gandhi. Some of them are desperately looking for avenues to reach him, they say.
Pandit Vijay Kumar Sharma, a religious leader who adorns a saffron robe, said at an event on a Twitter Spaces, “We will no longer appease anybody in the party and will directly meet Rahul Gandhi. We will build up such a strong force that he will himself invite us. We would not let the party be ruined.”
Responding to concerns whether the leadership of the Gandhis is still acceptable to party workers, Pandit Vijay said, “Let us not question the family which has already given everything. In this country, rich people do not even go out to cast their vote, but the Gandhi family which had enough wealth to live a peaceful comfortable life anywhere in the world is still fighting for the people of India, withstanding all kinds of abuse and violence.”
A Delhi-based lawyer said in a phone interview that he was reduced to tears on the day of the election results. “I literally had tears, and I have not slept properly since then, but I have not lost hope. I may or may not formally join the party, but would start grassroots level campaign. I have to do all that I can to save the idea of a secular India,” he said.
In their attempts to understand the reasons behind the defeat of the party, most Congress supporters zeroed in on the role of media and Election Commission’s inaction. “After the model code of conduct came into operation, Congress vehicles were not even allowed to fly the party flag, but the Prime Minister was giving interview on the eve of elections and EC did not do anything,” said Manish Tiwari, a Congress volunteer from Chhattisgarh.
“Voters’ minds are rigged not only by media, advertisements but even by Bollywood films. Just look at the way they are creating a hateful atmosphere around the release of the film ‘The Kashmir Files’. We have to get into people’s minds and for that we need to capture the media,” said Faraz Shere, a freelance journalist.
“There is no comparison between social media reach and TV news channels’ reach. Right wing channels like Republic, Zee, TV 9 etc collectively reach almost 100 crore people daily. Imagine the power of messaging when all these channels together run Modi’s interview just on the eve of elections. On ground, you can address only a few thousand people. But when such visuals are spread via TV news, it reaches 20 times more people,” Faraz added.
The role of Aam Admi Party and other opposition parties is also being criticized in various circles. “They are not interested in fighting BJP. Their only goal is to defeat Congress. It is a clever ploy by the RSS to remove Congress from the political scene so that whichever party is in power can be controlled by the Sangh,” says a volunteer.
‘Harry Potter’: Dumbledore was kind of a bad guy — opinion
- Albus Dumbledore is painted as a powerful hero in “Harry Potter,” but he has some deep-rooted flaws.
- The Hogwarts headmaster kept secrets from Harry that ultimately led him into grave danger.
- Instead of asking for help from the skilled wizards around him, Dumbledore just did what he wanted.
Professor Albus Dumbledore is hailed as the most brilliant wizard of all time and the only man Lord Voldemort was scared of. But he’s no hero in the “Harry Potter” series.
In fact, he mostly just led Harry into danger on far more occasions than necessary.
On the path to defeating Voldemort, Dumbledore consistently mistreated the people closest to him by selfishly keeping them in the dark.
From the very beginning, Dumbledore sent Harry off to fight while holding back crucial information
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In his first year at Hogwarts, 11-year-old Harry does the unthinkable and goes up against Lord Voldemort alone.
But even after this dangerous, traumatic experience, he defends Dumbledore to his friends by saying the headmaster just wanted to give him “a chance” to do it on his own.
As Harry is literally lying in the hospital wing after this horrible encounter, he asks Dumbledore about his scar and his connection to Voldemort. But instead of explaining as much as he could, Dumbledore tells him he’s too young to know those answers yet.
He was apparently old enough to face grave danger and the most powerful dark wizard but too young to know the truth about his own history.
Later in “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,” withholding that information about Harry’s connection to Voldemort came at the heavy price of Sirius Black’s life.
If Harry knew how Voldemort could manipulate his mind, he wouldn’t have fallen for the trap and rushed to the Department of Mysteries thinking he was going to save his godfather.
Dumbledore explicitly knew this was a possibility, but he decided not to tell Harry. He calls his close-lipped approach “an old man’s mistake” and explains that he was distant because he thought Voldemort might use Harry “as a means to spy” on him.
Dumbledore also knew about the prophecy that Professor Trelawney foretold long before Harry ever came to Hogwarts. He knew that in order to kill Voldemort, Harry likely had to die as well.
From the very first time Harry asked questions about his scar until Sirius’ death, Dumbledore concealed all of this crucial information.
Dumbledore was more interested in achieving his grand plans than communicating with the people around him
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From the outset, Dumbledore acted like a man who was dealing with chess pieces rather than human lives. But the unilateral decisions he made affected everyone around him.
Even with the most talented and skilled witches in the Order of the Phoenix at his disposal, Dumbledore rarely seemed to involve anyone else in his grand plans. These people were ready to lay down their lives at his command, but Dumbledore gave them only enough information to make their next assigned move on his board.
The headmaster could have told the order about Voldemort’s Horcruxes. But instead, he vaguely tells Remus Lupin, “Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him,” once again putting all the responsibility and pressure on a teenage boy.
Before his death, Dumbledore believed Draco Malfoy was tasked with his murder, but he didn’t try to stop his advances all year, putting students’ lives in danger. Then he went about planning his own demise with little regard for Harry, Severus Snape, or the students at Hogwarts.
He essentially guilts Snape into killing him, and to top it off, he puts Harry under a freezing charm nearby, effectively forcing him to watch powerlessly with no explanation.
Harry later learns that Snape actually called Dumbledore out for his less-than-transparent methods before his death.
Snape tells Dumbledore, “I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter.”
And Snape had little to show for the years of risking his life and bowing to Dumbledore’s whims — aside from landing the long-coveted role of defense against the dark arts professor.
Dumbledore’s brother, Aberforth perhaps puts it best when he tells Harry about Albus’ long history with secrecy.
“My brother Albus wanted a lot of things, and people had a habit of getting hurt while he was carrying out his grand plans.”
Dumbledore might have been a great wizard, but his hunger for power and control kept him from being truly good
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At the end of the series, Dumbledore admits to Harry that power is his ultimate weakness.
He was always conscious of it, and he feared that power had the potential to corrupt him beyond help. That’s why he never accepted the Ministry of Magic position even after it was offered several times.
Although it’s refreshing that he realized his shortcomings, he never quite grasped their impact. He had his eyes fixed on a goal and destroyed many lives in pursuit of it.
Harry was a loyal soldier; he was “Dumbledore’s man through and through,” and the headmaster took advantage of that.
Dumbledore knew that nothing bound the soul more surely than love — a lesson he sought to teach Harry throughout his life — and so he used Harry’s love for him as a weapon just as he used Snape’s love for Lily to persuade him to do his bidding.
Some might argue that Dumbledore was doing what had to be done to defeat Voldemort — he was doing what any good (and ultimately successful) general of war would do. But he constantly crossed the line between a stoic general and a scheming conspirator by never giving his followers enough information to make a free choice.
He gave everyone only enough to get them to do what he wanted.
Harry Potter-inspired pub Slythersin to Belmar shopping district
Raise your butterbeers — a new Harry Potter-inspired bar is opening in Lakewood.
The owners of Denver restaurant group Handsome Boys Hospitality plan to open Muggles Pub at 7260 W. Alaska Drive in the Belmar shopping district.
The British pub chain Baker Street Pub and Grill operated in the space until late 2018 and then became Winston’s Pub Grill, which closed shortly thereafter in 2019.
“When we took over the lease and walked in it just screamed London pub,” said Handsome Boys Hospitality founder Josh Schmitz. “And for us, in everything we do, we always want to add an extra twist. So, the Harry Potter-inspired theme made perfect sense. Coming out of COVID, it’s not just a good cocktail that will bring you out of your house anymore — it’s an experience as well.”
Schmitz said he’s somewhat limited by what words he can use at the bar due to trademarks. But he said Muggles Pub — “muggles” refers to non-wizards in the series by author J.K. Rowling — will feature floating candles reminiscent of Hogwarts’ famous dining room, butterbeer-like drinks and other cocktails and Hogwarts house flags. It will serve concession fare like hot dogs and nachos.
The bar will be open 4 p.m. to midnight on weekdays and until 2 a.m. on weekends.
Another Harry Potter-inspired pop-up bar called The Wizard’s Den debuted in Denver last January at 435 W. Colfax Ave. in Denver’s Central Business District and stayed open through mid-March. The immersive bar is back again starting Dec. 1.
Handsome Boys Hospitality signed a lease for their 6,400-square-foot space in early November, and Schmitz said they expect to open Dec. 1. Josh Kruse, former general manager of Uptown’s The District, will be Muggles Pub’s new general manager.
“We have a special event permit for the month of December, and we’re partnering with Mayor Adam Paul and the city of Lakewood to continue special event permits until our full liquor license comes through,” Schmitz said. “We were approached with the idea of Belmar being the new hot downtown of Lakewood, and they knew we were the only group that could get something like this up and running this fast.”
Seattle-based real estate investment firm Bridge33 Capital purchased Belmar in June with plans to “increase the vibrancy” of the shopping center.
Josh Sampson, owner of Good Baby Management, a Denver real estate and brand development company, is also opening a Holiday Bazaar across from Muggles Pub at 439 S. Teller St. from Dec. 3-19 with more than 80 craft vendors, fashion trucks, holiday-themed pop-up bars and live entertainment, according to Belmar’s website.
Good Baby Management owns Big Wonderful, a pop-up beer garden and festival, and Garage Sale, a Larimer Square vintage clothing and vinyl shop.
“I’m a west side kid to begin with,” Schmitz said. “I grew up going to Baker Street and was raised on the west side of the town. So, this is really full circle for me and goes back to my roots. To do something for that side of town is really exciting.”
Schmitz, 35, launched Handsome Boys Hospitality with his longtime friend and business partner Nick Brown during the pandemic and has since grown it from five to 70 employees. The restaurant group has offices at 1409 Larimer St., and Brandon Jundt, founder of Denver-based Wynkoop Financial, is a partner in the business.
The restaurant group owns three themed concepts in Larimer Square: Hidden Gems, a Wizard of Oz-themed ice cream shop at 1411 Larimer St.; Drunken Bakery, an Alice in Wonderland-themed bakery on its right; and Naughty List, a Christmas-themed pop-up bar at 1403 Larimer St., which was previously Spirits, a Halloween-themed bar for the month of October.
Naughty List will be open from Black Friday until New Year’s Day, and Schmitz hopes to open another concept permanently in the space afterward.
In addition to Larimer Square, Handsome Boys Hospitality has plans to open RiNo Country Club, a putt-putt bar with a biergarten at 3763 Wynkoop St. in early 2022, and Con Safos, a Mexican party bar at 1416 Market St. in LoDo, shortly after.
“If you’re not a little bit scared, you’re probably not pushing yourself hard enough,” Schmitz said in regards to the multiple upcoming openings.
The 42 best and worst real estate agents in movie history, ranked
Real estate agents are not spies like James Bond. They’re not gods like Thor or space renegades like Han Solo. They’re not Old West cowboys or political leaders.
But they are, it turns out, in all sorts of movies.
Though agents may not have the kind of job that obviously translates into cinematic action, they’re both the background characters and protagonists of films in virtually every genre. Sometimes agents are villains, other times protagonists. But whatever the case, the profession has proven a rich well for screenwriters looking to explore ideas about love, death, home, aging, parenthood and more.
In honor of this Sunday’s Academy Awards, Inman decided to dive into cinema history and look at both the best and worst agents on screen. At the one end, there are agents who are literal monsters and murderers. And at the other, there’s a real life Dorian Gray.
A few notes, though. First, this list is not comprehensive. There are hundreds of movies that feature real estate agents and we didn’t have time to go that deep. If your favorite real estate movie didn’t make the cut, let us know in the comments.
And second, all rankings are subjective. In an effort to bring some rigor to this particular project, we looked at agents based on their enthusiasm, helpfulness to their clients, ethics and personality. But it’s still tough to compare agents in realistic movies with agents in, say, sci-fi or horror flicks.
This is also not a ranking of movie qualities. Some very low quality movies feature agents that perform their duties well, and some good movies feature absolutely terrible agents. So, we’re looking here at how well these cinematic agents perform, not if they’re part of a well-told story. Also, be forewarned, spoilers ensue.
So here is the best and worst of what Hollywood has to offer:
42. Vivarium (2019): Martin
Vivarium is a sort of cerebral horror movie, so it’s not surprising that real estate agent Martin, played by Jonathan Aris, is immediately creepy. He has a kind of uncanny valley quality.
The movie follows a young couple, played by Imogen Poots and Jesse Eisenberg, who want to buy a house. Early on the couple visits a real estate sales office and encounters Martin, who convinces them to drive out to a spooky and empty suburb called Yonder. All the houses in Yonder are identical. Martin gets creepier and creepier, before finally vanishing. The young couple end up trapped in the suburb and are forced to raise an alien child. The child grows up abnormally fast, the couple dies, and the child goes to the city and replaces Martin as a real estate agent.
Look, Martin deserves some major criticism for luring a young couple into a weird and fatal sci-fi prison. But on a more superficial level, his stilted behavior perhaps offers some lessons for real estate professionals. Don’t stick too closely to a script, for example, or disappear right when your clients need you the most.
Enthusiasm: 1
Helpfulness: 1
Ethics: 1
Personality: 1
41. Bay of Blood (1971): Franco Ventura
This 1971 Italian slasher film has a convoluted plot, gauzy cinematography and captures the essence of a very niche type of low-budget, midcentury European cinema. The film revolves around the machinations of several characters who are trying to acquire the estate of a murdered countess. Franco Ventura, a real estate agent, is not only among those hoping to get the land, but also ordered the murder in the first place.
Ventura’s plans are all for naught, however, when he — along with most other characters — are eventually murdered as well. It’s arguably a fitting, moralistic ending to a tale about unbridled avarice, but that doesn’t change the fact that Ventura is a pretty terrible agent in every possible way.
Enthusiasm: 2
Helpfulness: 1
Ethics: 1
Personality: 1
40. Nosferatu (1922): Herr Knock
Nosferatu is a masterpiece of the silent era and seminal text for the vampire genre. But few remember these days that it’s actually a story about real estate: The story is set in motion when protagonist Thomas Hutter goes on the orders of his real estate agent boss Herr Knock to finalize a home purchase with Count Orlok — who turns out to be a vampire.
Knock is depicted as a twisted older man who can somehow read the strange, occult-looking writing of Orlok’s letter. And he clearly knows that Orlok is indeed a vampire (Knock could be the vampire’s familiar). Still, he urges his young assistant to go to Orlok, and even to offer him the house across the street from where Hutter and his wife live.
The movie’s title cards note that Knock pays his people well, but he nevertheless intentionally sends his employee into harm’s way, and possibly to his death, apparently so he can earn a sales commission. Hutter survives, but the vampire gets his wife. For that reason, Knock — who ultimately goes mad and falls under the vampire’s “spell” — is about as bad as they come.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 1
Ethics: 1
Personality: 1
39. Female on the Beach (1955): Amy Rawlinson
Agent Amy Rawlinson (Jan Sterling) is a secondary character in this noir-ish drama, with less screen time than Joan Crawford and Jeff Chandler, who play the movie’s main couple. The main story is about that couple getting together, while Crawford’s character gradually comes to believe Chandler’s character may actually have murdered a woman.
But as it turns out, it was in fact Rawlinson who killed the woman out of jealousy. Like many films on this list, not much of Rawlinson’s career makes it onto the screen, but being a killer in your personal life is a decent indication that you’re probably struggling in your professional like as well.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 1
Ethics: 1
Personality: 2
38. Parker (2013): Leslie Cienfuegos Rodgers
Parker is a conventional Jason Statham vehicle: The British action star plays Parker, a double-crossed thief. The first act follows him as he nearly dies, then he starts going after those who betrayed him.
Eventually, Parker makes his way to Florida where he teams up with Leslie Cienfuegos Rodgers, a real estate agent played by none other than Jennifer Lopez. Rodgers is on the verge of losing her car, and appears to be generally failing at real estate, so it’s perhaps no surprise that she soon resorts to a sneaky and unethical trick in order to steal a rival agent’s client. That client turns out to be Parker, and after doing some background research, Rodgers offers to help him on his violent journey. In the end, she kills a person and ends up with a fortune from stolen jewelry.
Lopez plays Rodgers with charm and the character is a bright spot in an otherwise middling film. But as an agent she proves to be neither very good at her job nor to have any scruples when it comes to things like ethics. There are many worse movie characters, but not many worse movie real estate agents.
Enthusiasm: 2
Helpfulness: 1
Ethics: 1
Personality: 3
37. Duplex (2003): Kenneth
Duplex is a relative rarity on this list for being a movie that is actually about real estate, as opposed to just featuring real estate on the periphery. The story follows a young couple, played by Ben Stiller and Drew Barrymore, who buy a duplex in Brooklyn and have to contend with the troubles it brings. The movie is very much of its time, with a noticeable lack of things like cellphones and some initial comments about “settling” for a massive mansion in Brooklyn rather than Manhattan.
Harvey Fierstein plays Kenneth the real estate agent, who sells the couple the house. Kenneth appears briefly at the beginning of the movie to sell the property — which ends up coming with a nightmare tenant. Kenneth seems like a decent agent, but in a surprise twist he returns at the end of the film and turns out to be in cahoots with the tenant. The entire sale was a scam designed to make money off a tormented couple. That means he’s a bad agent.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 1
Ethics: 1
Personality: 2
36. Empire of the Ants (1977): Marilyn Fryser
This is a classic B-movie (even if it was made somewhat after the classic B-movie era). It stars Joan Collins as real estate agent Marilyn Fryser, who takes a group of prospective buyers out on a boat ride in an attempt to sell them beachfront property. Unfortunately, the property is infested with ants, and even more unfortunately those ants have been exposed to toxic waste that made them huge.
As it turns out the land is worthless and the ants eventually come after the group. Most of the characters in this movie come off poorly, but Fryser specifically reads as both a rather unpleasant employer and as someone trying to pull one over on her clients. In fairness she didn’t intentionally lead the group into the jaws of monsters — which is better than what some other agents on this list did — but she’s still not doing a great job looking out for her clients.
Enthusiasm: 2
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 1
Personality: 2
35. Pocket Listing (2015): Jack Woodman
Despite taking its name from a niche real estate concept, this movie seems to fundamentally misunderstand how agents work. And as a result it opens with a montage of agent Jack Woodman (James Jurdi) seemingly representing multiple buyers and manipulating them into bidding up a property that previously had no offers. He’s a sleazy agent and annoying to boot, both before and after getting himself fired from his brokerage.
This is one of those movies that makes its main character as despicable as possible up front in order to make his fall from grace and general character development seem more significant. Unfortunately, that project is undermined by this being an absolutely terrible movie. Pocket listings, as a real estate concept, deserve a better movie than what feels like a pastiche of intro scenes from the least sexy pornos of the 1990s.
Woodman does work to get back his place in the real estate industry. But he does commit a variety of other ethical and moral transgressions such as sleeping with his client’s wife, stealing and becoming an accessory to murder. So, that’s about as bad as they come.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 1
Personality: 1
34. Common Wealth (2000): Julia
Carmen Maura stars as Julia in this Spanish dark comedy as a real estate agent who, after fooling around with her husband in an empty apartment, happens upon a a stash of money left behind by a newly deceased neighbor. Julia ultimately decides to keep the money, which ends up bringing her into conflict with other residents of the building — who had been planning on keeping the cash themselves.
The conflict between Julia and the other residents gradually escalates to the point that she threatens them and gets beat up herself. It’s unclear how she might have handled other real estate-related situations, but this one goes very south very fast, suggesting she might not be in the right job.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 1
Ethics: 1
Personality: 2
33. Clean and Sober (1988): Daryl Poynter
Michael Keaton plays real estate agent Daryl Poynter in this story of addiction and self-destruction. Poynter is a capable and successful agent when the movie begins, but is also addicted to cocaine and ends up stealing money from his brokerage — a large chunk of which he then loses.
Eventually the theft costs him his job. He enters a rehab program in an attempt to hide out, but then experiences some success in the program. A romantic interest emerges but eventually dies, and the movie’s conclusion is somewhat ambiguous, but hints at Poynter’s redemption as a character. That said, there’s no indication his real estate career ever gets back on track, and since it ended with him stealing money, he is not a particularly shining example of a Realtor.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 1
Personality: 2
32. Glengarry Glen Ross (1992): Shelley Levene
This is the first of several entries on this list from Glengarry Glen Ross, one of the most famous movies ever about real estate. The story — which is based on a Pulitzer Prize-winning play — follows four real estate agents as they face the threat of being fired. Much of the film’s dialog involves the salesmen complaining about the low quality of the leads they get from their brokerage.
Generally the agents in the film have a flaw or make a major transgression, and Jack Lemon’s Shelley Levene has several. First, he’s so desperate and unsuccessful that he repeatedly offers to bribe his broker, lies to prospective clients, and participates in another agent’s deception of a client. More significantly, it’s later revealed that he actually broke into his own brokerage and stole leads.
Levene may be the most sympathetic character in the movie. But he’s a failing agent and his failures lead him into a series of transgressions. That’s probably the theme of the movie, but it also means Levene is the worst agent of the lot.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 1
Personality: 2
31. The Amityville Horror (2005): Edith
In this horror remake of a 1979 cult classic, Annabel Armour plays an agent named Edith who ultimately sells a young couple a Long Island house that, as you might have guessed from the title, turns out to be haunted.
Edith seems like a nice lady who under normal circumstances is probably a perfectly capable agent.
But it’s also clear that she knows there’s something else going on. She won’t go in the basement while showing the property, and she even sees a pretty suspicious shadow that is maybe a ghost. House hauntings fall into a gray area as potentially stigmatized properties but either way setting your clients up to live a horror story kind of makes you a terrible agent.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 1
Ethics: 2
Personality: 2
30. Glengarry Glen Ross (1992): Dave Moss
In an era when top agents have the upper hand, routinely fielding recruitment offers and generating their own leads, Glengarry Glen Ross and its story about firings and lead quality feels like quite the relic. So too do comments from Dave Moss (Ed Harris) about a 90-10 commission split in the brokerage’s favor. Clearly, this was a different era.
Moss is disgruntled about having to fight for survival, among many other things, and spends much of the first half of the movie discussing competitors’ business plans. He’s knowledgable, and if the film ended after 30 minutes he’d be at the top of the list. But sadly for him, the film doesn’t end after 30 minutes and he ends up being the person behind the plan to break into the office and steal leads. For all of his knowledge, he turned out to be a thief.
Enthusiasm: 2
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 2
Personality: 3
29. Triple Frontier (2019): Tom “Redfly” Davis
This Netflix original stars Ben Affleck as one of a band of military veterans who get together to steal money from a Latin American drug cartel. Affleck’s character, Tom “Redfly” Davis, is willing to go along with such a dubious proposition because in the time since leaving the military he has embarked on what appears to be a particularly depressing and unsuccessful career as a real estate agent.
Affleck’s character is a capable soldier in the movie — which overall is entertaining in a grim sort of way — but he’s an absolutely terrible real estate agent. He over divulges information about pricing. He makes no real effort to make the property seem appealing. And his lack of enthusiasm is palpable. How he ended up representing the property is a mystery, but it’s no wonder he opts to go gallivanting through the jungle instead of sticking with his day job.
Enthusiasm: 2
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 2
Personality: 3
28. The Pretty One (2013): Laurel
Technically The Pretty One shows two twin sisters who both act like real estate agents at various points. One of the sisters is an actual agent who is also outgoing and successful. However, early in the film she dies in a car crash and her more timid twin takes her place. That twin, Laurel, is the protagonist of the film and eventually learns to embrace herself and stop living in the shadow of her sister.
However, along the way she proves herself to be a fairly incapable real estate agent. She’s inept at showing properties, and ultimately gets herself (or, technically her dead twin?) fired. We never get to see the outgoing twin at work, so all we can really do is rate the quieter sister’s skills at home-selling. And while the film has its charms, she is ultimately not great at real estate.
Enthusiasm: 2
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 2
Personality: 3
27. Human Capital (2019): Drew Hagel
Liev Schreiber plays agent Drew Hagel in this somewhat dour indie flick about a pair of interconnected families. Hagel comes across as something of a sad sack. His story is about getting a $300,000 loan to make an impulsive investment in the hedge fund of his daughter’s boyfriend’s dad.
Hagel has signs around town and his wife doesn’t bat an eye when he claims to be working late on a closing, so it’s clear he does do some real estate work. But it’s not enough to have easy access to $300,000 in cash. He ultimately lies on financial documents and, in the end, attempts blackmail out of financial desperation. So, not great.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 2
Personality: 2
26. Bedrooms and Hallways (1998): Jeremy
Bedrooms and Hallways is notable for being a comedy about openly gay men in the 1990s. It follows the lives of several interconnected people, one of whom is Jeremy, a real estate agent played by a pre-Matrix and pre-Lord of the Rings Hugo Weaving. Jeremy uses the houses he’s selling for sexual escapades, and when a homeowner shows up during once such encounter he flees — leaving his would-be paramour to be caught while handcuffed to the bed.
This movie might have been forward-thinking for its time, but Jeremy seems like kind of a jerk, and one who is using his real estate career for something other than selling real estate.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 2
Personality: 2
25. The Descendants (2011): Brian Speer
Brian Speer (Matthew Lillard) is the closest thing The Descendants has to an antagonist, and he functions as a kind of metonym for the film’s thesis: A thoroughly average man who did something bad but is not wholly bad himself. He’s a family man, a real estate agent and he had an affair with the wife of the film’s protagonist, George Clooney’s Matt King. When King confronts Speer about the affair, Speer cowers and begs to keep the relationship a secret from his own wife.
The only real detail about Speer’s business that’s included in the film is the fact that he stands to make a fortune depending on what King decides to do with his family’s ancestral land. King speculates that financial motivation may have been the real reason for the affair, though Speer denies that possibility. Either way though, Speer’s presence looms over the entire film, despite his minimal screen time, and he doesn’t come off terribly well.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 2
Personality: 2
24. Glengarry Glen Ross (1992): Richard Roma
Al Pacino’s Richard Roma is the top seller in his office, which makes him a contender for the best agent in the film. And unlike other agents who spend the first half of the story desperately scrambling for sales, Roma hangs out in a bar and philosophizes in order to reel in a prospective client.
But alas, Roma too makes a major transgression: He intentionally confuses and then lies to his client when the man wants to pull out of a deal. In the context of this list, which includes things like murder, that seems like a minor sin. Even in the context of the film it’s theoretically less bad than breaking and entering. On the other hand, in the real world it’s pretty bad — and means Roma isn’t a good agent.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 2
Personality: 2
23. Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number (1966): Tom Meade
This 1966 movie stars Bob Hope as small town Oregon real estate agent Tom Meade. He is introduced when he reduces the price of a home for the fifth time, which isn’t a great reflection on his sales acumen. But it’s Bob Hope, so he’s a charming guy who is paired with a brash housekeeper.
Meade’s life as a real estate agent is disrupted when a mistake by a phone switch operator accidentally connects him to French actress Didi (Elke Sommer), who recently ran away from her job in Hollywood. It’s ultimately a weird setup, because the movie plays like a screwball comedy, but Meade is also married to a prudish wife. So he’s not terribly sympathetic as he spends more and more time with Didi. In a different time or with a different star, this would be a drama about a man’s affair amid middle-age ennui.
This movie doesn’t spend a lot of time on Meade’s career. But he doesn’t seem to understand pricing and he spends a whole lot of time doing things other than real estate, so he could probably stand to improve a bit.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 2
Personality: 3
22. Sleeping with the Enemy (1991): Ira Smith
Sleeping with the Enemy was Julia Roberts’ first film after the smash success of Pretty Woman, and unfortunately it never comes close to the latter masterpiece’s highs. The story follows Laura (Roberts), who fakes her death to escape an abusive husband and then flees to Iowa.
After Laura arrives in Iowa, a local real estate agent named Ira Smith shows her around a massive Victorian that’s renting for $700. Ira makes a few encouraging comments. She doesn’t have much screen time or do much to distinguish herself, but she earns her ranking on this list for not doing anything egregiously wrong or for coming off as incompetent — as a number of agents here do.
Enthusiasm: 2
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 3
Personality: 3
21. Evil Laugh (1986): Roger Burns
Evil Laugh is only slightly better than what a kid might have put together with a home VHS camera in the 1980s. It’s a low budget horror film that is frankly hard to follow, but which is about a group of medical students fixing up an old home that is also an abandoned orphanage. Gradually, they all get murdered.
Roger Burns (Howard Weiss) is the high strung and nervous seeming real estate agent representing the building. He spends his limited screen time trying to scrub graffiti off the exterior. Intentionally or not (probably not) the movie at one point seems to hint that Burns himself is the murderer. He isn’t, because eventually he too is murdered.
Burns seems like a hardworking guy, though his wife describes herself as his “meal ticket,” suggesting he’s not having much professional success.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 3
Personality: 2
20. American Beauty (1999): Buddy Kane
American Beauty was one of those movies that seemed really Important™ when it came out, but which hasn’t aged particularly well — in no small part thanks to star Kevin Spacey’s fall from grace.
But the film actually features two agents in prominent roles, the less significant of which is Peter Gallagher’s Buddy Kane. Though Kane is a supporting character, the audience does learn that he’s the biggest name in local real estate and that he’s separating from his wife because he’s too focused on his career. He eventually goes on to have an affair with Annette Bening’s character, the other prominent agent in the film.
We don’t really get to see Kane in action, professionally, and he’s intentionally written as a kind of archetypal businessman with just a hint of skeeziness. But there is a shot of his ad on a bus bench — analog marketing was still big in the ’90s — and he’s clearly successful, so he must be doing something right for his clients.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 3
Personality: 1
19. A View of Love (2010): Marc Palestro
A View of Love stars Jean Dujardin as Marc Palestro, a French real estate agent. The story follows Palestro as he encounters and proceeds to work on a sale of a home to a woman he believes is his childhood sweetheart. Palestro is married, but falls hard for the woman and engages in an affair with her, before leaving his family for her.
As it turns out, though, the woman actually works for a criminal organization and is manipulating Palestro with the help of another agent at his firm. It’s unclear how well Palestro does his job when he’s not going down a rabbit hole of romantic obsession, but he’s made partner in his company so he must be doing okay.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 2
Personality: 2
18. Confidentially Yours (1983): Julien Vercel
Confidentially Yours follows Julien Vercel (Jean-Louis Trintignant), a French real estate agent who finds himself the prime suspect in a series of murders thanks to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. In order to exonerate himself, Vercel and his assistant go on an odyssey to find the real culprit, who turns out to be Vercel’s lawyer.
Vercel makes some questionable choices during this saga, but they mostly have to do with his investigation into the murders rather than with his real estate business. So, he’s not necessarily a bad agent. This film also deserves a shout out for being the final work of French New Wave icon François Truffaut.
Enthusiasm: 2
Helpfulness: 2
Ethics: 3
Personality: 4
17. Vive L’Amour (1994): May Lin
This Taiwanese film explores the lives of two men squatting in an empty apartment, as well as the real estate agent trying to sell the unit. The agent, May Lin (Yang Kuei-mei), engages in a relationship with one of the men and it is that relationship which ultimately allows him to access the apartment.
May Lin obviously errs by bringing up a romantic partner and having sex in an apartment she is supposed to be selling. On the other hand, that is far from the worst transgression among the agents on this list. And she is shown legitimately trying to sell the unit. She may have had a lapse in judgement, but she balances that out with real hustle.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 2
Personality: 3
16. Glengarry Glen Ross (1992): George Aaronow
George Aaronow, played by Alan Arkin, is the least prominent of the four competing agents in Glengarry Glen Ross. But given that everyone else is making all sorts of professional and ethical errors, less screen time is probably a good thing. Ultimately, Aaronow comes out on top among the four for two reasons: First, he simply doesn’t do anything terrible. And second, he refuses to participate in the scheme to steal leads. That’s not much, but in this movie it’s enough to come in first.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 4
Ethics: 4
Personality: 2
15. Nobody (2021): Becca Mansell
Nobody is sort of like John Wick meets Taken, except that it stars Bob Odenkirk as Hutch Mansell. The story begins by documenting Mansell’s humdrum and somewhat emasculating life in the suburbs, then follows the character as he gets pulled back into his former life as a government assassin.
Though she doesn’t have a big role in the film, Mansell’s wife Becca Mansell, played by Connie Nielsen, is actually a real estate agent. Audiences don’t get to see much about Becca’s work life, though the Wikipedia entry on the film (which was presumably combed over by the studio) describes her as “successful.” The only other evidence about her career that’s visible is one of her signs on a bus shelter. But there’s no reason to suspect she’s anything but good at her job, and the family’s lifestyle suggests she makes good money.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 4
Personality: 3
14. Henry Poole Is Here (2008): Meg Wyatt
Henry Pool Is Here is one of those movies where the main character’s journey begins with the purchase of a new home. In this case, Henry Poole’s home happens to have a stain in the stucco that many people believe looks like the face of Jesus. The ensuing story explores Poole’s resistance to faith and struggle with a terminal illness.
But where there is a new home sold there is also an agent. In this case that agent is Meg Wyatt, played by Curb Your Enthusiasm‘s Cheryl Hines. Unfortunately Hines’ role is small in the film, but there’s no indication she’s anything but a perfectly competent agent.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 4
Ethics: 4
Personality: 3
13. First Born (2007): Samantha Lee
Samantha Lee (Anne Wolf) has a small role in First Born, helping Elizabeth Shue’s character and her husband move out of New York City and into a country mansion as they await the arrival of their first child. Things don’t go well for Shue’s character, in terms of mental health, and it’s implied that by the end of the film she has buried her new baby alive.
However, Lee is not involved in any of that drama and appears to have been a straightforwardly helpful agent. There’s not a lot to go on here, but there’s no reason to believe Lee is anything but solid.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 4
Personality: 4
12. Tom and Jerry (2021): Real estate rat
The opening of 2021’s animated-live action hybrid adaptation of Tom and Jerry shows the titular mouse “apartment” hunting with a rat. The rat goes unnamed on screen, but in the credits is identified as “real estate rat.” The part is small, but long enough to show the character as a scruffy figure who knows what he’s doing.
The fact that the character is a rat (and not, say, a mouse like the protagonist) clearly shows that the filmmakers have a somewhat dim view of the real estate business. But despite that attitude, the rat himself comes off fairly well. He seems friendly and, if scruffy, not exactly sleazy. He could perhaps be more attentive to his client, but he does seem to generally enjoy himself, which is more than can be said for many of the fictional agents on this list.
Enthusiasm: 5
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 4
Personality: 3
11. The Vagrant (1990): Judy Dansig
The Vagrant tells the story of Graham Krakowski (Bill Paxton) a man who is maybe insane and is tormented by a vagrant former psychiatrist. The story begins when Krakowski buys a new home, which Judy Dansig (Colleen Camp) sells to him. This is not a good movie by any definition. And like several other agents on this list, Dansig ultimately ends up murdered. But before she dies she shows herself to be extremely enthusiastic.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 4
Ethics: 4
Personality: 3
10. The Face of Love (2013): Jan
Annette Bening is the main character of this somber romantic drama about a woman who falls for a guy who looks exactly like her husband (Ed Harris plays both men). Bening’s character is a `house stager, and she’s shown working with Jan (Linda Park), a local real estate agent. Jan has a small role in the film, but her scenes help the movie pass the Bechdel test because she and Bening’s character talk shop. Jan, for example, notes that she’s had to lower the price on the home (the movie came out just a few years after the Great Recession). And she’s obviously working with a skilled stager — all things that count in her favor as an agent.
Enthusiasm: 3
Helpfulness: 4
Ethics: 4
Personality: 4
9. American Beauty (1999): Carolyn Burnham
Annette Bening plays Carolyn Burnham in American Beauty, the second and more prominent real estate agent in the story. Bening’s performance captures a delicate balance between forced relentless ambition and suppressed desperation.
That said, while Carolyn Burnham’s personal life grows increasingly frayed during the film, she works hard as an agent. Early on, for example, she strips down to her slip to thoroughly clean a filthy listing before an open house. When people start showing up, she’s chipper and enthusiastic. Given the recent debate on diversity in real estate, it’s also probably worth noting here that Bening’s enthusiasm doesn’t wan as she shows the home to prospective buyers of various ethnicities and sexual orientations.
The house doesn’t end up selling and the character has a bit of a breakdown when the prospective buyers all leave. But there’s no reason to believe she won’t continue working hard as an agent even after the film’s tragic finale. Even her affair with Gallagher’s character began with an inquiry about how to be a better agent.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 4
Ethics: 3
Personality: 4
8. Things I Never Told You (1996): Don Henderson
This 1996 dramedy has mostly been forgotten, but is notable for giving off serious Gen X vibes. It’s basically about two people who are depressed, one of whom is real estate agent Don Henderson (Andrew McCarthy). In his spare time, Henderson volunteers to talk to people with depression over the phone, which is how he encounters Ann, the movie’s other main character.
Don seems like a good guy, and the end of Things I Never Told You jumps ahead in time to a point where he has progressed to becoming a corporate agent. It’s unclear if he ends up with Ann, but one thing is clear: he’s succeeding in real estate.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 4
Personality: 4
7. Beetlejuice (1998): Jane Butterfield
Spooky comedy Beetlejuice begins when real estate agent Jane Butterfield, played by actress Anne McEnroe, comes to the protagonists — played by Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis — with an unsolicited offer to buy their house. Butterfield is also the cousin of Davis’ character. Davis and Baldwin’s characters reject the offer, but soon die and Butterfield ends up selling the home anyway.
Butterfield’s role in the film is small, but she seems like a decent agent. She’s out there prospecting and trying to drum up new business, and the fact that she managed to market the home and attract buyers from outside the community — and probably earns top dollar in the process — says something about her resourcefulness. And of course there’s no indication she knows about the supernatural events to come.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 4
Ethics: 4
Personality: 4
6. Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009): Stan Weasel
Wes Anderson’s first stop motion animation feature, Fantastic Mr. Fox is a meditation on middle age ennui. Early in the film, George Clooney’s Foxy Fox decides he and his family need to move out of their fox hole and into a more impressive home in a tree. They work with real estate agent Stan Weasel — an actual weasel — who is voiced by none other than Anderson himself.
Weasel shows Fox a house and clearly knows his stuff, running through a long list of features that include an “original dirt floor,” “good bark” and a “skipping stone” hearth. Weasel also introduces Fox to an opossum handyman who goes on to become Fox’s good friend. So he’s also doing a good job being a more general resource for his client. Weasel is also among the coterie of animals that join with Fox and his family as they flee and sometimes battle the nearby humans.
Weasel’s job isn’t easy — he has to offer Fox a dose of reality about his budget — and there’s a question about why Anderson made the agent an animal typically associated with deception. But overall, and despite this being an animated movie, Fantastic Mr. Fox is actually one of the more realistic and positive depictions of a real estate agent in cinema. And later in the film Fox specifically praises Weasel as a “savvy real estate agent.”
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 4
Ethics: 4
Personality: 4
5. Last Christmas (2019): London agent
This George Michael-inspired holiday movie follows a down-on-her-luck Christmas store employee, played by Emilia Clarke, as she learns be less selfish. She also maybe has a pretty severe case of schizophrenia, though the movie plays that point as heartwarming instead of troubling.
In any case, near the end of the movie Clarke’s character has a memorable run-in with a real estate agent in a London flat. The scene is brief, but the agent is pivotal in revealing a Sixth Sense-style twist. He’s also constantly optimistic and keeps highlighting whatever positive features he can see.
Enthusiasm: 5
Helpfulness: 3
Ethics: 4
Personality: 4
4. 40 Carats (1973): Ann Stanley
In 40 Carats, Ann Stanley (Liv Ullmann) is a New York real estate agent who strikes up a fling with a much younger man while on vacation in Greece. Later, she returns to New York, and her work with high-end clients in Manhattan.
Stanley appears to have a solid upper middle class life, suggesting she’s more than capable at her job. She’s high strung and has an array of professional and personal rules she follows, and the conflict of the film eventually emerges when her young lover shows up in New York and wants to resume their relationship. Stanley herself is single, but is troubled by the age difference. But eventually she relaxes and embraces her young lover.
40 Carats is a billed as a comedy, but like a number of films from its era, it’s not exactly laugh-out-loud funny. But it does show an agent in a relatively positive light, and who has clearly had some success.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 5
Ethics: 5
Personality: 3
3. At the Devil’s Door (2014): Leigh
At the Devil’s Door is a horror film, and unfortunately horror films don’t typically end well for their characters. In this case, that includes real estate agent Leigh (Catalina Sandino Moreno) who is shown to be competent, helpful and professional.
Leigh’s time in the film is spent helping a couple try to sell their home. At one point, she notices a girl in the home and as she attempts to investigate is attacked by some supernatural force. The attack kills her — a fate that seems particularly cruel in the context of this list because she’s one of only a handful of agents that doesn’t have some sort of professional flaw, judgmental name (e.g. “weasel” or “real estate rat”) or ethical failing.
Enthusiasm: 4
Helpfulness: 5
Ethics: 5
Personality: 4
2. Date Night (2010): Claire Foster
Claire and Phil Foster (Tina Fey and Steve Carell, respectively) are a vanilla couple from the suburbs who, thanks to a case of mistaken identity on their date night, get caught up in the world of mafia bosses and corrupt cops. Claire also happens to be a real estate agent, and early in the film she shows a couple a home that started out at $1.8 million but has been reduced to around $300,000 (lol). The couple wants to see if the price will fall further, and Claire managed to hold it together despite her frustration.
Later, she relies on a past client who runs a security company to track down crime world contacts and escape, and at another point she breaks into one of her brokerage’s offices to find additional information.
That last move definitely raises questions about her ethics, but the reality is that Claire clearly remembers and has relationships with her clients, and relies on her skills and knowledge as an agent to resolve her adventure. And hey, it’s Tina Fey, so she’s charming to boot.
Enthusiasm: 5
Helpfulness: 5
Ethics: 3
Personality: 5
1. I Love You, Man (2009): Peter Klaven
Need we say more than Paul Rudd as a real estate agent?
I Love You, Man follows the Los Angeles-area agent as he tries to find male friends in the lead up to his wedding. Eventually, Rudd’s character Peter Klaven does make a new friend (Jason Segel), who secretly embarks on a billboard campaign for Rudd’s business. And while the friendship hits some bumps along the way, the campaign is successful and everything works out in the end. The movie feels like a Judd Apatow project (but isn’t) in that it has a mix of warm-hearted and jock-ish humor.
It’s also especially significant for our purposes here because it foregrounds real estate work. Rudd is shown holding an open house and having conflicts with his coworkers. And while he does at one point slap a fellow agent, that guy had it coming. In the end, I Love You, Man tops this list because it shows a hardworking agent who through charisma and perseverance ultimately succeeds.
Enthusiasm: 5
Helpfulness: 5
Ethics: 5
Personality: 5
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20 magical products to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the first Harry Potter film
Today marks a magical day in history, the 20th anniversary of the very first Harry Potter film which was released on November 16, 2001. Some know it as “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone”, while others have come to know it as “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” depending on the viewing country. But no matter what title you regard it as, it’s a film that marked the beginning of an 8-film franchise, launching the careers of three young actors and bringing a beloved book to life.
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Since that day 20 years ago, Harry Potter merchandise stores have opened up around the world, Universal Studios opened its doors to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and a spinoff of the series “The Cursed Child” even landed on Broadway. Though the books and films may have ended, Hogwarts has stood the test of time and proved that it will always be there to welcome you home. And that with the power of friendship, love, and courage, you can do just about anything.
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- Shop the Harry Potter jewelry at Alex Ani starting at $14
2. A bag that combines Harry Potter and fashion
Vera Bradley recently launched a limited-edition collection of Forbidden Forest-themed bags and accessories decorated with the Whomping Willow and fan-favorite creatures like Buckbeak and Hedwig. From a large duffle bag perfect for travel to a conveniently compact crossbody bag, this collection can upgrade your daily routine and put a smile on your face while doing it. There’s even a PopSocket pop grip for your phone. Reviewers love the deep colors of this collection and the fact that all of the bags are made from recycled cotton. Not to mention they make the perfect gift for any Potterhead.
- Get the Harry Potter RFID All in One Crossbody Bag from Vera Bradley for $80
- Get the Harry Potter Large Duffel Bag from Vera Bradley for $120
3. Lego sets to play out magical adventures
I’m just going to say it—you’re never too old for Harry Potter or Legos. Lego has Harry Potter sets ranging from a simple 4 Privet Drive to a complex Hogwarts Castle, and every character and creature in between. Reviewers love that these sets are not only a fun activity and a great way to pass time, but they look good enough to put on display in your home when you’re finished.
- Get the 4 Privet Drive building set from Lego for $69.99
- Get the Hogwarts Castle building set from Lego for $399.99
4. An Advent calendar to add a touch of magic to the holidays
The Harry Potter films (and books, ahem) took the holidays to a whole new level. From the Great Hall that had magically replenishing platters of food and snowflakes falling from the ceiling to opening presents around the fire in the cozy common room with friends, it made Christmas feel extra special. With a Harry Potter Advent calendar, you can experience some of that Christmas magic for yourself.
The Holiday Magic calendar from Walmart shows iconic movie moments each day of December and is filled with candy and fun surprises like paper ornaments. The Lego Advent calendar is filled with 24 days of Lego pieces like Hogwarts letters and Platform 9¾ that combine easily with any Lego set. If you’re looking for something a little more sophisticated, the luxe Advent calendar from Williams Sonoma is just the ticket. It’s filled with individually wrapped candies in a variety of flavors but, being crafted of wood, it can be filled and refilled with Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans, chocolate frogs and more for years to come.
- Get the Harry Potter Holiday Magic Advent Calendar from Walmart for $18.77
- Get the Lego Harry Potter Advent Calendar 76390 Building Kit from Target for $31.99
- Get the Harry Potter Luxe Advent Calendar Candy Fill from Williams Sonoma for $110.95
5. A cookbook to whip up iconic dishes for witches and wizards alike
The Harry Potter films had a way of making viewers hungry. Young witches and wizards would dine with one another in the Great Hall for elaborate holiday and celebratory feasts throughout the series. What was on the menu? A never-ending supply of meats, potatoes, pies, cakes and everything in between. This cookbook not only gives fans the opportunity to try their hand at making the magical treats featured in the books and movies, it also contains classic British recipes that any muggle would love.
Get The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook from Amazon for $9.99
6. A set of Harry Potter books to immerse yourself in every detail of the Wizarding World
First published in 1997, the Harry Potter series went on to sell over 500 million copies and was translated into over 80 languages. Though the films and the featured superstars do an excellent job portraying the exciting events in the life of Harry Potter, the books immerse readers in every single detail of the Wizarding World and allow one to connect to characters on a deeper level. Not to mention, they are a great alternative to screentime. If you’re more of an audiobook person, listen to the series narrated by Jim Dale on Audible. As a listener myself, I can confidently say his voice is tranquilizing and his impressions make the characters jump right off of the page.
- Get the Harry Potter Paperback Box Set (Books 1-7) from Amazon for $45.76
- Get the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Audiobook from Amazon for $29.99 (or at a discounted rate with an Audible membership)
7. Apparel to show your house pride
It was 20 years ago that we were able to watch the magical Sorting Hat get placed upon the head of young Harry Potter, or Daniel Radcliffe, and sort him into the courageous Gryffindor house. Nowadays, you can see for yourself which Hogwarts house you belong in through Wizarding World. And once you do, you’ll want to show off your house pride immediately. Whether you’re a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin or Hufflepuff, you can find your colors and house crest at Macy’s. The large collection of apparel features hoodies, socks, T-shirts and more, all of which are machine-washable and printed with eco-friendly ink.
- Get the Chamber of Secrets Dobby is A Free Elf Short Sleeve T-Shirt from Macy’s for $21.99
- Get the Deathly Hallows 2 Hogwarts Fleece Pullover Hoodie from Macy’s for $55.99
8. Games to experience the fun with others
Part of the fun of Harry Potter is nerding out about your deep knowledge of all things Hogwarts, Harry Potter and more. Show it off with a game of Trivial Pursuit or Codenames. Reviewers love to stump the whole family. If you’re more of a casual browser of the Harry Potter films, you don’t need to know the movies too well to play Harry Potter-themed UNO or Clue. They’re just like regular UNO or Clue, but with magic (a.k.a. featuring Hogwarts colors and images of the movie characters). And if you haven’t had enough of puzzles over the past year and a half, well, there’s plenty of that, too.
- Get the UNO Harry Potter Card Game from Amazon for $17.96
- Get The Noble Collection Harry Potter Marauder’s Map Puzzle from Amazon for $19.95
- Get Codenames: Harry Potter Board Game from Amazon for $20.70
- Get Trivial Pursuit: Wizarding World Harry Potter Edition from Amazon for $20.99
- Get the Hasbro Gaming Clue Harry Potter Board Game from Amazon for $63.14
9. Comfortable jammies to doze off into the Wizarding World
The Harry Potter films turned what could only be described as dreams into reality. To celebrate appropriately, you’ll need some Hogwarts-worthy pajamas for the whole family. Snuggle up in these cute pajamas from Kohl’s with fits for all ages. If you’re looking for something more high-end, these ones from PB Teen are a bit on the pricier side, but they come in every house color and they’re sustainably sourced.
- Get the Women’s Harry Potter Fleece Pajama Pants from Kohl’s for $19.99
- Get the Jammies For Your Families Harry Potter Pajama Collection from Kohl’s starting at $21
- Get the Harry Potter House Pajama Set from PB Teen for $99
10. Decor to bring Hogwarts to your home
Bedsheets, candles, lamps, oh my! The home decor selection at PB Teen has everything you need to transform your space so you feel like you’re residing at Hogwarts. It has home accents that are not only chic but practical, too, like this gorgeous Hedwig round mirror. Add seasonal accessories to your home like customizable stockings or think more long-term with a golden snitch alarm clock to lose yourself in the Wizarding World daily.
- Get the Harry Potter Hedwig Round Mirror from PB Teen for $349
- Get the Harry Potter Golden Snitch Alarm Clock from PB Teen for $49
- Get the Harry Potter Stocking from PB Teen starting at $39.50
11. Gadgets to brew up some magic in the kitchen
You don’t need Professor Snape’s classroom in the dungeon to concoct some delicious treats or potions. All you need is Harry Potter-themed cooking tools from Williams Sonoma. Reviewers love the spatula in particular because it lasts for years so long as you don’t put it through the dishwasher frequently. The pancake molds are a hit because they’re easy to use, easy to store and make the cutest and most magical pancakes around. But don’t forget your apron. It makes a great gift with its high quality and bright colors.
- Get the Harry Potter Spatula from Williams Sonoma for $16.95
- Get the Harry Potter Pancake Molds from Williams Sonoma for $19.95
- Get the Harry Potter Adult Apron from Williams Sonoma for $39.95
12. A mystical mug to enhance your morning pick-me-up
This mug is something that will bring joy every time it gets used. It’s heat-activated to reveal a fun image, in this case, the Marauder’s Map, every time you put a hot beverage in it. And when the clock strikes 5, you can switch over to these delicately etched glasses featuring the snitch from Williams Sonoma.
- Get the Harry Potter 11oz Morphing Mug from Amazon for $19.99
- Get the Harry Potter Snitch Ice Glass, Set of 2 from Williams Sonoma for $44.95
13. A water bottle to bring Hogwarts with you always
You should always have a water bottle on you to stay hydrated throughout the day. Why not carry one that puts a smile on your face and takes your mind away to a magical world? When we tested water bottles for ourselves, we found S’well water bottles do a great job at keeping drinks cold or hot, they just can’t squeeze ice in very easily through the narrow mouth.
Get the Harry Potter Water Bottle from S’well starting at $19.99
14. A cozy blanket perfect for Harry Potter movie marathons
Winter, spring, rain or shine… it’s always the perfect time to watch the Harry Potter movies. If this sounds like you or the Potterhead in your life, you need this plush throw blanket from Vera Bradley. Reviewers love the high quality and beautiful designs. Not to mention, it’s super comfortable. The only other thing you’ll need while viewing is your wand to get into character, of course.
- Get the Harry Potter Plush Throw Blanket from Vera Bradley for $65
- Get the 12-inch Spellbinding Harry Potter Wand with Collectible Spell Card from Amazon for $16.99
15. All 8 Harry Potter films on HBO Max
The best way to celebrate 20 years of an epic film series is to have yourself a movie marathon to remind yourself why you fell in love with it in the first place. You can stream all eight Harry Potter films on HBO Max with a subscription starting at $9.99 a month. HBO Max is home to all current and former HBO shows (looking at you, “Game of Thrones”), as well as new HBO Max originals like “The Flight Attendant” and many more titles from Warner Media.
If you can’t get enough of the magic, you can stream “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” and “Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald” on Amazon’s Prime Video to follow magizoologist Newt Scamander as he ventures through the wizarding world in the 1920s.
- Sign up for HBO Max starting at $9.99
- Sign up for Amazon Prime now for a free 30-day trial, followed by $12.99 per month or less if you qualify for certain offers
►More: ‘Harry Potter’ star Emma Watson celebrates first film’s 20th anniversary; HBO Max announces reunion
16. High-quality cookware inspired by Harry Potter
Your eyes don’t deceive you—Le Creuset launched a Harry Potter-inspired cookware collection. We tested the Dutch oven by Le Creuset and we can see why it is a beloved tool used by chefs. It made perfect meals in all of our tests. The only reason it wasn’t our number one choice? It was a little big to store in a tight kitchen. But honestly, who can argue with having more room for food? This collection comes with Dutch ovens, a tea kettle, plates… and they’re all decked out with golden snitches, The Deathly Hallow symbol, house colors and more.
Shop the Le Creuset x Harry Potter collection at Le Creuset
17. A cookie cutter set for bakers of all ages to celebrate
‘Tis the season for sweets, treats, and all things baking. If you’re ready to level up your cookie game this holiday season, you need this cookie cutter set. Even if you don’t make the prettiest cookies in the world, half the fun is just using the cookie cutters and decorating them. It comes complete with fun cutters in the shape of Hedwig and the Hogwarts Express, icing bags and tips—all you need is the actual ingredients.
Get the Harry Potter Cookie Baking Kit from Williams Sonoma for $29.95
18. Sweets that are Dumbledore-approved
Throughout the books and movies, Dumbledore constantly revealed his sweet tooth. His favorite sweets? Sherbet lemon hard candies. They’re good, but they’re not magical. Enter Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans, Chocolate Frogs and more to make you feel like you’re on the Hogwarts Express ordering from the trolly. If you don’t have time to make a trip to Hogsmeade to stock up, Amazon has got you covered.
- Get the Jelly Belly Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans from Amazon for $5
- Get the Milk Chocolate Frog with Collectible Wizard Trading Card from Amazon for $7.73
- Get the Jelly Belly Jelly Slugs Gummi Candy from Amazon for $5.37
- Get the Honeydukes Emporium Exploding Bon Bons from Amazon for $23.52
19. Ornaments to have a happy Christmas
Does your heart just melt at the thought of Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson wishing each other a happy Christmas? Same. PB Teen has Harry Potter-themed ornaments to bring that warm melting feeling to your home this holiday season. From a colorful Hogwarts Express to a hand-painted golden castle, they add enchantment to any Christmas tree.
- Get the Harry Potter Hogwarts Light-up Ornament from PB Teen for $29.50
- Get the Harry Potter Sorting Hat Ornament from PB Teen for $19.50
- Get the Harry Potter Hogwarts Express from PB Teen for $19.50
20. A planner so efficient, you’ll feel like you’re using a Time Turner
Life can get crazy, a fact Hermione Granger is very familiar with. While she has a magical time-turner necklace to go back in time and work out the kinks in her schedule, we have to be a little more forward-thinking. This 2022 planner is just the ticket. Hedwig is front and center on the relaxing blue cover and the inside is filled with calendars, to-do lists and pages for bullet journaling. Suffice to say, Hermione Granger would approve.
Get the Moleskine Limited Edition Harry Potter 12 Month 2022 Daily Planner from Amazon for $24.95
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